Health problems caused by masturbation

 

According to Happeh Theory, masturbation will cause many different health problems that affect every part of the body.

The health problems that can either be caused by or exacerbated by masturbation are listed below.

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Health problems of the head:

Tension in the head

Headaches

Migraine headaches

Neck pain

Neck tension

Ringing of the ears

Partial or Total Deafness

Partial or Total Blindness

Sinus blockage causing breathing difficulty

Sleep Apnea

Difficulty swallowing

Tendency towards choking

Speech problems such as lisping

Biting of cheek and tongue due to misaligned jaws

Tooth Cavities

Teeth Grinding

Misalignment of teeth

TMJ - Temporol Mandibular Disorder

Premature Balding in different places of the head

Alteration of hair growth pattern in a variety of ways

 

Health problems of the brain, mentality, and personality :

Masturbation can cause the development of gay feelings

Masturbation can cut a person off from their emotions

Masturbation can cause the person to hurt other people, because the only emotion they can feel is the high level emotion of a human being in pain.

Masturbation can cause Tourette's Syndrome

Masturbation will cause the attention span to decrease

Masturbation will cause the patience to decrease

Masturbation will cause Alzheimer's like symptoms.

Masturbation can cause strong aggressiveness

Development of mental anxiety

Loss of Mental Power or Mental Acuity

Reduction of intelligence

Movement of personality into animal or sexual part of brain, causing the personality to be predominately influenced by seuxal and animalistic thoughts.

 

 

Health problems of the Torso:

Improper tension at any part of the Torso

Shoulder pain

Upper Back pain

Hip pain

Atrophy of hips leading to hip replacement surgery

Heart Attack

Asthma like symptoms

General breathing difficulty

Sleep Apnea

Reduction in amount of time breath can be held

Ulcers

Stomach pain

Anxiety

Impotence

Weakened Urination

Constipation

Hemmorhoids - Blood vessels around the butthole that swell up and get tender

 

Health problems of the Arms

Improper tension of any part of the arm or hands

Shoulder pain

Arm pain

Wrist pain

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

Hand pain

Finger pain

Arthritis

Coldness of the arms or hands

Numbness of the arms or hands

Tendency to make the Sign of the Loser. The Sign of the Loser is made with the thumb and index finger formed into an L shape, with the other fingers closed into the palm. That hand shape is then held up by the forehead.

 

 

Health problems of the Legs

Improper tension of any part of the legs or feet

Hip pain

Knee pain

Knee popping

Ankle pain

Toe pain

Cold legs, feet or toes

Change in walking gait leading to increased liklihood of falling down

Achilles Tendon problems

Blisters, Callouses, Bunions, Chafing, etc from misaligned legs and feet

 

 

Health problems of the Energy Body or Energy Field

Masturbation will affect the grounding ability of a person

Masturbation will cause the body to leak energy

Masturbation will distort the energy body

The energy field will be weakened or drained