Happeh Theory and Masturbation - General

The simplest way to describe how masturbation changes the human body is to say that masturbation makes the body Asymmetric.

The word "Symmetry" means something is the same on both sides. "Asymmetry" means that something is not the same on both sides.

Saying masturbation makes the human body Asymmetric is the same thing as saying that masturbation makes the right and left halves of the body different from each other. According to Happeh Theory, masturbation can make one entire side of the body Asymmetric, or it can make parts of one side of the body Asymmetric to the other side of the body.

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A more scientific and detailed way of describing how masturbation changes the human body, is to say:

"Masturbation changes the natural engineering or structural relationships of the human body. The change of these natural relationships impairs the proper movement of the body, the proper functioning of the internal organs of the body, and the proper functioning of the brain and sense organs in the head".

Follow up:

"Changing the natural engineering or structural relationships of the human body" may sound difficult or complicated, but it is actually common sense easy to understand.

A door in your house hangs on two hinges that are designed to be aligned with each other. When the door hinges are aligned, the door is easy to open and close and it swings freely through it's arc of travel.

If the door hinges become misaligned the parts of the door hinge will rub on each other causing a friction that should not be there. That friction will make the door hard to open and close and will inhibit the free movement of the door.

The human body behaves exactly the same way. Masturbation will change the alignment of the hips and the shoulders for instance. That misalignment will cause an unnatural friction in the hip and shoulder joints that will impede the free movement of the arm and the leg.

The hips and shoulders of the human body are held in alignment by the organic material of the body. The muscles, tendons, and etc of the body. Those muscles, tendons, etc that hold the hips and shoulders in place must be anchored somewhere else in the body.

When the shoulders and hips become misaligned because of masturbation, that misalignment stress travels through the muscles, tendons, etc, that anchor the hips and shoulders; and causes health problems all along the muscles, tendons, etc., and at the location they are anchored to.

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A list of some of the specific changes that masturbation makes to the appearance and behavior of the human body is presented next.

Changes to the visual appearance of the head.

Masturbation can change the size of the head

Masturbation can change the shape of the head

Masturbation can make the head rotate in any direction.

Masturbation can make the head tilt in any direction.

Masturbation can cause the development of Big Eye Syndrome" - "Big Eye Syndrome" is the name given to the changes to the head and face that occur in a circular area around a masturbation changed eye."

Masturbation can cause "Cigar Mouth" - "Cigar Mouth" is the name used by Happeh Theory to describe masturbation caused changes to the mouth which make the mouth open wider on one side than the other, like the mouth of an individual smoking a cigar.

Masturbation can cause the development of Gumby Head - Masturbation will change the shape of the head so it slants from high on one side to low on the other side, like the head of a cartoon character called Gumby.

Jutting Forward Head - Masturbation will change the body so that the head juts far forward in front of the body.

Sunken Black Eyes - Masturbation will make the eyes look sunken into the head and become blackish.

Death's Head Grin - Masturbation will make an individual grin excessively. Over the very long term, that tendency to grin will develop into the same look that a person near death has. Almost all of their teeth can be seen because they all seem to be sticking out of the head instead of setting back in the mouth as they normally do.

Masturbation changes to the torso:

Masturbation will make the shoulders look slanted from high on one side to low on the other side.

Masturbation can cause the development of a dent or indentation in one side of the torso.

Masturbation will make the hips look slanted from high on one side to low on the other side.

Masturbation can change the direction the penis points. Masturbation can make the penis point in any direction imaginable.
This blog contains examples of penises that curve horizontally to the right.

This blog contains examples of penises that curve horizontally to the left.

This blog contains examples of penises that point straight ahead as they are designed to, for comparison with the masturbation changed penises.

Masturbation changes to the arms:

Masturbation will make one arm look longer than the other arm.

Masturbation can cause arthritic looking hands and fingers.

Masturbation caused changes to the legs:

Masturbation can make one leg look longer than the other leg.

Masturbation can cause one of the feet to shrink and curl up.

Masturbation caused behavioral changes

Masturbation will change the shape of the mouth which will cause speech impediments such as lisping.

An individual who masturbates will develop a tendency to raise one of their arms up towards their head to make The Sign of the Loser, The Sign of the Animal, or The Sign of the Small Penis.

Masturbation will change a human body so that when it walks, one of the feet will strongly turn in towards the other foot instead of pointing straight ahead or outwards.

Masturbation will change the human body so that one of the legs will tend to swing while walking instead of being picked up and put down.

Masturbation will weaken the grounding ability. This will make the individual animated or hyperactive.