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According to Happeh Theory, masturbation will make a human being blind and crippled, as well as causing many other changes and health problems to the body. One of the changes masturbation can cause is to change the direction the penis points.

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According to Happeh Theory, the penis is designed to lay in the plane that cuts the body into identical right and left halves. The thin red box in the next picture is the front of the plane cutting the body into identical right and left halves.

An angled view of the plane cutting the body in half.

And a profile view of the plane bisecting the body.

According to Happeh Theory, it is within the design parameters for the penis to point away from the body at any angle as long as the center of the penis is aligned on the center of the plane bisecting the body.

While the design parameters allow the penis to point away from the body at any angle as long as the center of the penis remains aligned on the center of the plane bisecting the body, the different angles of the penis do have a different set of body configurations associated with each one.

An example of what the above paragraph is saying would be: just because a penis that points upwards at a 45 degree angle,

A penis that lays on the plane in the center of the body will point straight ahead. The next picture shows a straight penis that lays on the plane cutting the center of the body as the penis is designed to do.

The Straight Pointing Penis Blog contains a large selection of straight pointing penises that lay on the plane cutting through the center of the body. Each example is accompanied by a theory section and some additional commentary on the example penis and the body it is attached to.

According to Happeh Theory, masturbation can make the penis point to the left or the right of the plane cutting through the center of the body. The direction the penis will point is dependent on a number of factors including which hand is used for masturbation and how the individual performs the act of masturbation.

Masturbation will not always force the entire centerline of the penis away from the center of the plane bisecting the human body. Various methods of masturbation can result in a penis that has part of it's center on the center of the plane bisecting the body, and another part of itself pointing either left or right so it's center no longer is aligned on the center of the plane bisecting the human body.

The next picture shows a penis that has the center of it's bottom half mostly aligned on the center of the plane bisecting the body, while the top half of the penis is pointing to the left, which means it's centerline is no longer aligned on the center of the plane bisecting the body.

The Left Pointing Penis Blog contains a number of examples of penises that point to the left of the plane cutting through the center of the body. Each example is accompanied by some simple theory to explain why the penis is pointing to the left, and additional commentary on the left pointing penis and the body it is attached to.

The Left Pointing Penis Photo Blog presents only example left pointing penis pictures. There is no commentary to distract from inspecting the pictures. Paging rapidly through just the pictures can help the individual develop a feel for the way masturbation makes the penis point to the left.

The next picture shows a penis that is pointing to the right of the plane that cuts through the center of the body.

The Right Pointing Penis Blog contains a number of examples of penises that point to the right of the plane cutting through the center of the body. Each example is accompanied by some simple theory to explain why the penis is pointing to the right, and additional commentary on the example right pointing penis and the body it is attached to.

The Right Pointing Penis Photo Blog presents only example right pointing penis pictures. There is no commentary to distract from inspecting the pictures. Paging rapidly through just the pictures can help the individual develop a feel for the way masturbation makes the penis point to the right.

It is necessary to discuss what Happeh Theory calls a " Banana Penis ". A Banana Penis is a penis that is curved like a banana. The next picture shows an example Banana Penis.

It might seem like since a Banana Penis is curved there must be something wrong with the penis or the body it is attached to, since a penis that curves to the right or the left is an indication of something wrong with the penis and the body it is attached to.

According to Happeh Theory, even though a Banana Penis does curve upwards, as long as the centerline of the Banana Penis is aligned on the centerline of the plane cutting through the center of the body, it is still within the design parameters for a normal healthy human penis.

Readers who are curious about the Banana Penis can find examples of Banana Penises at The Banana Penis Photo Blog