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According to Happeh Theory, masturbation will make a human being blind and crippled

The picture below demonstrates exactly how masturbation changes the human body

Masturbation will shrink the same side of the body as the masturbating hand. The man's right hand is on his penis, so the right side of his body should be shrunken. The shrinkage will look like the entire right side of the body is trying to move towards the penis.

The right side of his body is shrunken as Happeh Theory predicts. The right shoulder has moved down towards the penis.

The shrinkage of the right side of the body has pulled the right leg up towards the penis. The left leg is normally extended out to rest on the ground.

The shrinkage of the right side of the body makes the right side of the torso look smaller than the left side of the torso. The left side of the torso does look bigger partly because of the camera angle.

The right side of the torso looks smaller because it shrank as a result of being pulled towards the penis.

The shrinkage of the right side of the body extends up into the head. The head has slanted off to the left because the right side of the head is pulled down towards the penis.

This picture is actually a priceless treasure, because it reveals both some of the deep construction details of the human body, and the effects of masturbation on the deep construction of the body.

The human body is created from spirals. Every single change you see in the body of the man above, is caused by masturbation tightening one of the main spirals in the human body. That rotation causes the right shoulder to go down and the left shoulder to go up.

An intriguing change that the curious viewer will want to think about is shown below.

The man's penis has a very noticeable bend in it about halfway up. The location of the bend in the penis lines up with where his head is tilted and where his left shoulder is rotating upwards.

That is not a coincidence. There is a reason why they line up. If you recall that the human body is created from spirals, one reason that all those points line up could be that they lay on the path of a spiral.

If you are still bored and want to think some more, where are the endpoints of the spiral above? Why might they be located where they are?

 

Happeh? You are stupid and your theory is stupid! Prove to me right now that masturbation changes the human body, or shut up!

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Excessive masturbation will make a human being blind and crippled

According to Happeh Theory, Excessive Masturbation will lead to blindness in one eye, loss of use of the limbs on one side of the body, development of homosexual feelings, and many other physical and mental health problems.

The body in the picture below exhibits some of the common changes that masturbation makes to a human body.

The man's right shoulder is higher than his left shoulder. He looks like he only has one eye. He has two eyes, but the left eye looks very obvious while the right eye is hard to see. The right side of his face is shrunken or smaller than the left side of his face. The head is twisted to the right while the right side of the body looks twisted to the left.

There are other actions associated with the same changes to the body as those caused by Masturbation

  1. Homosexuality
  2. Anorexia
  3. Excessive Sex
  4. Excessive Exercise
  5. Snorting of Drugs
  6. Injection of Drugs

can all produce a similar pattern of changes to the human body as Masturbation does.

The picture below shows someone making an exaggerated face

According to Happeh Theory, the exaggerated face is what a person who can see masturbation caused changes in another human being sees, when they look at someone whose body has been changed by masturbation. The man has purposefully exaggerated all of the changes that masturbation causes to the face to......well to be insulting actually. The face the man is making is like saying to someone " you are a jackoff ! "

A alternative positive explanation is that the man is making the exaggerated face, to try to wake up people who are masturbating to what they are doing to themselves. The man could be making the face because he is trying to say to people who masturbate, " Hey! This is what I see when I look at you! Don't you think I look spooky? That is how I feel every time I look at you because you have masturbated so much this is what your face looks like! "

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Asians are funny people. They don't come right out and say things. They show people things and let the people come to a conclusion.

Asian people know all about Happeh Theory, and they know all about how masturbation changes the human body. The picture above shows an Asian man making a mocking face of a person affected by masturbation.

The picture below is by an Asian person who is mocking westerners. It is not only masturbation that changes the human body in the ways described by Happeh Theory. Western people are a victim of many of these causes, so to Asians, most western people look like the men in the picture below.

What do the men in the picture look like? Their mouth is wide open, their eyes are closed, they have one short arm and one short leg, and one arm is raised up over their head.

According to Happeh Theory, masturbation makes a human being blind, hence the men's closed eyes. Masturbation causes cigar mouth, which accounts for the open mouths. Masturbation makes a human being crippled which accounts for the short arm and leg. The raised other arm is related to the other changes that are listed.

I am a western person. It is extremely embarrassing to know that Asian people see my fellow westerners as blind and crippled people with their mouth hanging open. Asians also think westerns are mental, because the changes that cause blindness and crippledness, also diminish the mental capacity.

When will you western people wake up and turn yourselves into real human beings like Asian people, so I don't have to be embarrassed about you anymore?

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The next picture is another demonstration of a person who knows about the changes that masturbation makes to a human being, mocking someone whose body has been changed by masturbation.

The pose that the little girl is making, the location and position of her legs and arms, as well as the sticking of the tongue out of her mouth, are a demonstration of what she, or anyone else with the ability, sees when they look at this man.

The pictures below help demonstrate what it is that the little girl is insulting.

A human body changed by masturbation changes in ways that the owner of the body cannot control. The body will move in seemingly odd ways for no apparent reason. The picure on the left shows the mans head tilted to his left. His shoulders are slanted from high on his left to low on his right. That picture demonstrates some of the common effects of masturbation on the human body.

In the picture on the right, the fingers are spread wide and hanging this way and that, and the head also has a certain look to it. The hand, the fingers, and the look of the head are all connected to each other. Masturbation has tightened the right side of this body so that his right hand, his right fingers, and the right side of his head all move in a connected way that looks funny or wrong.

If you go back and look at the insult picture above, the little girl is using the right side of her body to perform the insulting gesture towards the man. The little girl using the right side of the body to perform the insult, matches the claims by Happeh Theory that the right side of this man's body is changed by masturbation, and the changes to the right side of the man's body in the two pictures above.

Here is another picture showing an odd looking distortion of the right side of the man's face.

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The effects that masturbation has on the human body are negative. Masturbation negatively affects the physical and mental health of a human being. The picture above implies that Masturbation also has a negative affect on the social health of a human being.

Human beings who can see the masturbation caused changes in another human being, usually have a derogatory attitude towards the masturbation changed human being. This derogatory attitude on the part of one person, could only hinder any type of social action between the two people.

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